Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Let Me Count the Ways

Here is an example of my sick sense of humor and how it is rubbing off on my children. The other day at dinner Son Number Two is talking about something and uses the old saying that we've all heard before: There's more than one way to skin a cat. Son Number One says, "Yeah, like an industrial shredder." I of course corrected him because skinning a cat suggests that the rest of the body is left intact. Then we started coming up with methods and tools one could use to implement a cat skinning policy. That got me to thinking. Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?

5 comments:

Cat lover said...

you need to get hold of a copy of '101 Uses of a Dead Cat'. Hilarious! You may also enjoy 'The Cat's Revenge: 101 Uses for a Dead Human'. Don't know if they're still in print.

Two Write Hands said...

Ewww! :)

Scriptorius Rex said...

Here it is:
http://www.amazon.com/101-Uses-Dead-Simon-Bond/dp/0517545160/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/104-6338744-3941518?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1183660308&sr=8-1

cat lover said...

Great! Have you got a copy?

Scriptorius Rex said...

No, but I have room on my Christmas wish list.