1. Complicated dental procedures performed by drunk monkeys who've had their way with an unguarded espresso machine.
2. Chinese water torture.
3. Using a Black & Decker circular saw for a self-lobotomy while waiting for your wife to get out of Grocery Outlet. ("Just three things." Yeah, right.)
4. Spending all afternoon at the DMV.
6. Accidentally chugging curdled milk straight from the carton.
7. FOX Reality Channel.
8. Hurrying past the kitchen table in your bare feet on a chilly Saturday morning and kicking your pinkie toe into the table leg at full force.
9. Recording the football game only to have the stupid DVR cut off the last few minutes because the stupid game went past its stupid scheduled time.
10. Windows Vista.