Saturday, August 18, 2007

How to Get Arrested In Two Easy Steps

It's travel time again and I'm going to Hawaii for a week to participate in an exercise for the Marine Corps Reserve. So I'm standing in line for security at SeaTac Airport and I see an interesting lesson that we'll call the Two Step Plan. This is how you turn your day into an event to be remembered:

1. Start yelling and swearing at the TSA supervisor.
2. Keep yelling and swearing at the TSA supervisor.

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